As Long As Everything Is Exactly The Way I Want It I’m Totally Flexible Tee
As Long As Everything Is Exactly The Way I Want It I’m Totally Flexible Tee
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Description
Introducing the t-shirt that perfectly captures your personality - As Long As Everything Is Exactly The Way I Want It I’m Totally Flexible. This shirt is the perfect fit for anyone who knows what they want and won't settle for anything less. It's witty, relevant, and just the right amount of snarky to let everyone know that you mean business.
Imagine walking into a meeting wearing this shirt and instantly commanding respect from your colleagues. Or wearing it on a first date and letting your potential partner know that you won't compromise on your standards. This shirt is not just a piece of clothing, it's a statement. And when you wear it, you'll feel empowered to take on the world, one perfectly aligned detail at a time. So go ahead, embrace your inner control freak and wear this shirt with pride.
Size guide
United States (Imperial)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width (inches) | 17 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 21 ¼ | 23 ¼ | 25 ¼ |
| Length (inches) | 25 ½ | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 ½ |
Rest of world (Metric)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width (cm) | 44 | 49 | 54 | 59 | 64 |
| Length (cm) | 65 | 66 | 69 | 71 | 72 |
Features
- 100% combed ringspun cotton
- Heather Grey is 90% combed ringspun cotton and 10% polyester. Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue are 35% combed ringspun cotton and 65% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²) (Average - balance between warm and breathable)
- Singles count: 30 (High - less prone to fading and tearing)
- Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Seamed collarette
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- Tear-away label
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Haiti, or Nicaragua
Shipping & Returns
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Shipping. Average delivery time is 7-17 days depending on destination. Shipping Policy
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Returns. Accepted in new and unused condition – no questions asked. Return Policy