Check out this fab sarcastic t-shirt! It says As Long As Everything Is Exactly The Way I Want It, I’m Totally Flexible and... this is exactly why you're here, right? :)
This high-quality 100% cotton t-shirt is a classic wardrobe staple that works great with jeans, shorts, tights, and even skirts. (Heather colors also contain polyester.)
Comes pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washes, feels soft on the skin, and features a classic fit.
|Width (inches)||17 ¼||19 ¼||21 ¼||23 ¼||25 ¼|
|Length (inches)||25 ½||26||27||28||28 ½|