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    Introvert pride, canine sidekick required
    Pre-shrunk comfort meets selective sociability.

    Unless You’re A Dog Please Get Away From Me Tee

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    Unless You’re A Dog Please Get Away From Me Tee. Shop Shirts & Tops on Mounteen.
    Unless You’re A Dog Please Get Away From Me Tee. Shop Shirts & Tops on Mounteen.

    Unless You’re A Dog Please Get Away From Me Tee

    Purchases at Mounteen contribute to tree planting efforts managed by One Tree Planted. Learn more

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    • Expresses love for dogs and introversion
    • High-quality combed and ring-spun cotton
    • Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
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    Product Description

    Introducing the perfect t-shirt for all the introverted dog lovers out there - the Unless You're A Dog Please Get Away From Me tee! This shirt is not only hilarious, but it's also a great way to let people know that you're not in the mood for small talk. Whether you're at a party or just running errands, this shirt is sure to make a statement and keep unwanted conversations at bay.

    Imagine walking down the street with your furry best friend by your side, wearing your Unless You're A Dog Please Get Away From Me tee. Suddenly, a stranger approaches you and starts making small talk. But before they can even finish their sentence, your dog barks and jumps up, causing the stranger to back away in fear. You simply smile and nod, knowing that your trusty t-shirt has once again saved you from an awkward conversation. With this shirt, you can finally embrace your inner introvert and let your dog do the talking for you.

    Size guide

    United States (inches)

      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    L 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35
    W 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31

    Rest of world (cm)

      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    L 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 89
    W 42 46 51 56 61 66 71 76 79

    Features

    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. (Heather colors contain polyester.)
    • Side-seamed construction
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Pre-shrunk fabric

    Shipping & Returns

    • Shipping. Average delivery time is 7-17 days depending on destination. Shipping Policy

    • Returns. Accepted in new and unused condition – no questions asked. Return Policy

    Unless You’re A Dog Please Get Away From Me Tee - Mounteen Reviews

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    Vicky Griffiths

    i bought this tee cause i thought it was hilarious. the quality is also good, no complaints.

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