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I Seriously Need A Speed Bump Between My Brain And My Mouth T-Shirt

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I Seriously Need A Speed Bump Between My Brain And My Mouth T-Shirt

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Black White Athletic Heather

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Self-awareness statement piece
Diffuses awkwardness with humor
Comfortable, pre-shrunk cotton fabric

Product Description

Are you the type of person who always speaks their mind, even when it's not appropriate? Do you find yourself constantly putting your foot in your mouth? Well, we've got the perfect t-shirt for you! Our "I Seriously Need A Speed Bump Between My Brain And My Mouth" tee is the ultimate statement piece for anyone who struggles with filtering their thoughts before they speak.

Imagine walking into a room wearing this shirt and instantly diffusing any potential awkwardness. People will see the humor in your self-awareness and appreciate your honesty. Plus, you'll feel more confident knowing that you're owning your quirks and imperfections. So go ahead, wear your heart (and your lack of filter) on your sleeve with our hilarious t-shirt.

Size guide

United States (inches)

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
L	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35
W	16 ½	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	31

Rest of world (cm)

	XS	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
L	69	71	74	76	79	81	84	86	89
W	42	46	51	56	61	66	71	76	79

Features

100% combed and ring-spun cotton. (Heather colors contain polyester.)
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Pre-shrunk fabric

Shipping & Returns

Shipping. Average delivery time is 7-17 days depending on destination. Shipping Policy

Returns. Accepted in new and unused condition – no questions asked. Return Policy

I Seriously Need A Speed Bump Between My Brain And My Mouth T-Shirt - Mounteen Reviews

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As a hair professional, I was a little skeptical at first but decided to order these anyway - if anything I could write an honest review that will probably help someone. Clips were shipped the same day and came 3 days later in a USPS bubble mailer. After trying them multiple times, I can honestly say that while these won't 10x your hair volume, they certainly will add volume and pump at the roots. I prefer to use them when the hair is still a little wet after washing and then use a blowdryer until it is completely dry. Just clip at the roots and enjoy added volume. 5 out of 5

Bounce bounce BOUNCE!!! My perpetually flat hair says thanks!

These hair clips are very good for creating volume at the roots. I would recommend them for anyone who is struggling with natural volume of their hair.

I have short fine hair so I was concerned if this would work and I was relieved to find out that it does. The size of each thing is about 4 inches long and under 1 inch in diameter, which is enough to snap my curls around it.

Just got these two days ago. They work - finally getting that volume!!

These clips pump it up!

I ordered these clips without really expecting much, and I need to say I was impressed with the end result! They won't make your hair healthier or anything, but they will make it look more voluminous and full at the roots. Great buy, I recommend.

These rollers are great and the size is perfect for me!

Makes good waves, use blow dryer for better effect!

I Seriously Need A Speed Bump Between My Brain And My Mouth T-Shirt

I Seriously Need A Speed Bump Between My Brain And My Mouth T-Shirt

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