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    My Body Is A Temple Ancient Crumbling And Probably Haunted T-Shirt

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    My Body Is A Temple Ancient Crumbling And Probably Haunted T-Shirt. Shop Shirts & Tops on Mounteen.

    My Body Is A Temple Ancient Crumbling And Probably Haunted T-Shirt

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    • Spooky and humorous design
    • Comfortable, pre-shrunk fabric
    • Available in a wide range of sizes
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    Product Description

    Are you the kind of person who loves to make a statement with your fashion choices? Do you have a wicked sense of humor that you just can't keep to yourself? Then boy, do we have the t-shirt for you! Our "My Body Is A Temple Ancient, Crumbling, And Probably Haunted" tee is the perfect fit for anyone who wants to show off their wit and style all at once. With a design that's equal parts spooky and hilarious, this shirt is sure to turn heads and start conversations wherever you go.

    Picture this: you're walking down the street, feeling confident and cool in your new t-shirt. Suddenly, someone stops you and asks about the design. You launch into a witty explanation of how your body is like an ancient temple, full of history and mystery, but also kind of falling apart. They laugh and nod along, impressed by your cleverness and style. You feel a surge of pride and self-assurance, knowing that you're rocking a shirt that's both funny and fashionable. Who knew that a simple piece of clothing could make such a big difference in your day?

    Size guide

    United States (inches)

      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    L 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35
    W 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31

    Rest of world (cm)

      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    L 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 89
    W 42 46 51 56 61 66 71 76 79

    Features

    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. (Heather colors contain polyester.)
    • Side-seamed construction
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Pre-shrunk fabric

    Shipping & Returns

    • Shipping. Average delivery time is 7-17 days depending on destination. Shipping Policy

    • Returns. Accepted in new and unused condition – no questions asked. Return Policy

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