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Are you the type of person who needs at least three cups of coffee before you can even think about interacting with other humans? Do you dread the sound of your alarm clock every morning? If so, then this t-shirt is the perfect fit for you! With the hilarious phrase "I Don't Like Morning People. Or Mornings. Or People." printed on it, this shirt is both relevant and witty. It's the perfect way to let everyone know that you're not a morning person and that they should approach you with caution until you've had your caffeine fix.
Imagine walking into the office wearing this t-shirt and instantly feeling a sense of relief wash over you. No longer do you have to pretend to be a morning person or engage in small talk with your overly chipper coworkers. Instead, you can focus on your work and let your shirt do the talking for you. And who knows, maybe your honesty will inspire others to embrace their own morning grumpiness. So go ahead, wear this shirt with pride and let the world know that mornings are not your thing.
Size guide
United States (Imperial)
S
M
L
XL
2XL
Width (inches)
17 ¼
19 ¼
21 ¼
23 ¼
25 ¼
Length (inches)
25 ½
26
27
28
28 ½
Rest of world (Metric)
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M
L
XL
2XL
Width (cm)
44
49
54
59
64
Length (cm)
65
66
69
71
72
Features
100% combed ringspun cotton
Heather Grey is 90% combed ringspun cotton and 10% polyester. Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue are 35% combed ringspun cotton and 65% polyester
Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²) (Average - balance between warm and breathable)
Singles count: 30 (High - less prone to fading and tearing)
Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Seamed collarette
Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
Tear-away label
Blank product sourced from Honduras, Haiti, or Nicaragua
Shipping & Returns
Shipping.
Average delivery time is 7-17 days depending on destination. Shipping Policy
Returns. Accepted in new and unused condition – no questions asked. Return Policy
As a hair professional, I was a little skeptical at first but decided to order these anyway - if anything I could write an honest review that will probably help someone. Clips were shipped the same day and came 3 days later in a USPS bubble mailer. After trying them multiple times, I can honestly say that while these won't 10x your hair volume, they certainly will add volume and pump at the roots. I prefer to use them when the hair is still a little wet after washing and then use a blowdryer until it is completely dry. Just clip at the roots and enjoy added volume. 5 out of 5
These hair clips are very good for creating volume at the roots. I would recommend them for anyone who is struggling with natural volume of their hair.
I have short fine hair so I was concerned if this would work and I was relieved to find out that it does. The size of each thing is about 4 inches long and under 1 inch in diameter, which is enough to snap my curls around it.
I ordered these clips without really expecting much, and I need to say I was impressed with the end result! They won't make your hair healthier or anything, but they will make it look more voluminous and full at the roots. Great buy, I recommend.