Never Trust A Spiritual Leader Who Cannot Dance Tee
Never Trust A Spiritual Leader Who Cannot Dance Tee
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Description
Looking for a t-shirt that's both relevant and witty? Look no further than our "Never Trust A Spiritual Leader Who Cannot Dance" tee! Perfect for the person who loves to dance and has a healthy skepticism of spiritual leaders, this shirt is sure to turn heads and start conversations.
Imagine wearing this shirt to a yoga class or meditation retreat. As you move and groove to the beat, you catch the eye of your instructor, who can't help but chuckle at your shirt. Suddenly, you're the life of the party, and everyone wants to know where you got your hilarious tee. Not only does this shirt make you stand out in a crowd, but it also reminds you to stay true to yourself and never trust anyone who can't bust a move. So go ahead, dance like nobody's watching, and wear your skepticism on your sleeve (or chest, rather).
Size guide
United States (Imperial)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width (inches) | 17 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 21 ¼ | 23 ¼ | 25 ¼ |
| Length (inches) | 25 ½ | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 ½ |
Rest of world (Metric)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width (cm) | 44 | 49 | 54 | 59 | 64 |
| Length (cm) | 65 | 66 | 69 | 71 | 72 |
Features
- 100% combed ringspun cotton
- Heather Grey is 90% combed ringspun cotton and 10% polyester. Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue are 35% combed ringspun cotton and 65% polyester
- Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²) (Average - balance between warm and breathable)
- Singles count: 30 (High - less prone to fading and tearing)
- Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Seamed collarette
- Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
- Tear-away label
- Blank product sourced from Honduras, Haiti, or Nicaragua
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Returns. Accepted in new and unused condition – no questions asked. Return Policy