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Introducing the t-shirt that perfectly captures your attitude towards life - Lazy Is A Very Strong Word I Prefer To Call It Selective Participation. This shirt is not just a piece of clothing, it's a statement.
It's for those who know that sometimes, doing nothing is the best thing to do. It's for those who have mastered the art of procrastination and are proud of it. It's for those who believe that life is too short to waste on things that don't matter.
Why You'll Love It
Imagine walking into a party wearing this t-shirt. You'll instantly become the life of the party. People will flock to you, wanting to know more about your philosophy on life. You'll be the center of attention, and for once, you won't have to pretend to be interested in small talk. You'll be able to sit back, relax, and let the conversation come to you.
And when someone asks you why you're not participating in the activities, you can simply point to your shirt and say, "I'm selectively participating." It's a win-win situation. You get to be lazy, and you get to be witty. What more could you ask for?
Size guide
United States (inches)
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
L
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
W
16 ½
18
20
22
24
26
28
30
31
Rest of world (cm)
XS
S
M
L
XL
2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
L
69
71
74
76
79
81
84
86
89
W
42
46
51
56
61
66
71
76
79
Features
100% combed and ring-spun cotton. (Heather colors contain polyester.)
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Pre-shrunk fabric
Shipping & Returns
Shipping. Average delivery time is 7-17 days depending on destination. Shipping Policy
Returns. Accepted in new and unused condition – no questions asked. Return Policy
As a hair professional, I was a little skeptical at first but decided to order these anyway - if anything I could write an honest review that will probably help someone. Clips were shipped the same day and came 3 days later in a USPS bubble mailer. After trying them multiple times, I can honestly say that while these won't 10x your hair volume, they certainly will add volume and pump at the roots. I prefer to use them when the hair is still a little wet after washing and then use a blowdryer until it is completely dry. Just clip at the roots and enjoy added volume. 5 out of 5
These hair clips are very good for creating volume at the roots. I would recommend them for anyone who is struggling with natural volume of their hair.
I have short fine hair so I was concerned if this would work and I was relieved to find out that it does. The size of each thing is about 4 inches long and under 1 inch in diameter, which is enough to snap my curls around it.
I ordered these clips without really expecting much, and I need to say I was impressed with the end result! They won't make your hair healthier or anything, but they will make it look more voluminous and full at the roots. Great buy, I recommend.