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    I’m Not Clumsy Tee

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    I’m Not Clumsy Tee

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    • Witty, relatable self-deprecating humor
    • Comfortable, pre-shrunk cotton fabric
    • Durable construction with shoulder-to-shoulder taping
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    Product Description

    Are you tired of constantly tripping over your own feet and blaming yourself for being clumsy? Well, we've got the perfect t-shirt for you! Our "I'm Not Clumsy It's Just The Floor Hates Me The Table And Chairs Are Bullies And The Wall Is Always Getting In The Way" tee is the ultimate statement piece for anyone who's ever felt like they're constantly battling their surroundings. It's witty, relatable, and just the right amount of self-deprecating humor to make you the life of the party.

    Imagine walking into a crowded room wearing this t-shirt and instantly becoming the center of attention. People will be drawn to your hilarious sense of humor and your ability to laugh at yourself. You'll no longer feel embarrassed when you trip over your own feet or bump into a table because everyone will know that it's not your fault - it's just the universe conspiring against you. So go ahead, embrace your inner klutz and wear it proudly on your chest. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your love for witty t-shirts and a good laugh.

    Size guide

    United States (inches)

      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    L 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35
    W 16 ½ 18 20 22 24 26 28 30 31

    Rest of world (cm)

      XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
    L 69 71 74 76 79 81 84 86 89
    W 42 46 51 56 61 66 71 76 79

    Features

    • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. (Heather colors contain polyester.)
    • Side-seamed construction
    • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
    • Pre-shrunk fabric

    Shipping & Returns

    • Shipping. Average delivery time is 7-17 days depending on destination. Shipping Policy

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    I’m Not Clumsy Tee - Mounteen Reviews

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    Dillon Philip

    Nice tee! Bought it for a friend, because it fits him very well. He loved it!

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