You Call Them ’Swear Words’ I Call Them ’Sentence Enhancers’ T-Shirt
Product Description
Are you the kind of person who likes to spice up their language with a little bit of profanity? Do you believe that a well-placed curse word can take a sentence from bland to brilliant? Then this t-shirt is the perfect fit for you! With the phrase "You Call Them 'Swear Words' I Call Them 'Sentence Enhancers'" emblazoned across your chest, you'll be letting the world know that you're not afraid to add a little flavor to your vocabulary.
Imagine walking into a meeting wearing this shirt. As you sit down at the conference table, you catch the eye of your boss. They give you a disapproving look, but then they read your shirt and chuckle. Suddenly, the tension in the room dissipates and everyone is a little more relaxed. Or maybe you're out with friends and someone accidentally spills a drink on you. Instead of getting angry, you simply point to your shirt and say, "Looks like I need to enhance my sentence." Your friends laugh and the mood is lightened. With this t-shirt, you'll be the life of the party (or the meeting) and you'll never be at a loss for words (or sentence enhancers).
Size guide
United States (inches)
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
L | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
W | 16 ½ | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31 |
Rest of world (cm)
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
L | 69 | 71 | 74 | 76 | 79 | 81 | 84 | 86 | 89 |
W | 42 | 46 | 51 | 56 | 61 | 66 | 71 | 76 | 79 |
Features
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. (Heather colors contain polyester.)
- Side-seamed construction
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
- Pre-shrunk fabric
Shipping & Returns
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Shipping. Average delivery time is 7-17 days depending on destination. Shipping Policy
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Returns. Accepted in new and unused condition – no questions asked. Return Policy